the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends
So my sister asked me how much “nerd” I could fit in one sentence and I came up with this:
While flying Serenity from the Capitol to Naboo, Starfleet Captain Martin Crieff listened to John Watson tell a story how a young warlock, using only a ring and a wand, rescued a blue box from Loki and his army of demons.
people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything
gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks
also here in the US there are 29 states where you can LEGALLY be fired for being gay. our fight is not yet won.
- me: *blushing furiously*
- friend: omg ur so red what are u thinking about
- me: s-s-s-s-
- friend: sex?
- me: sports anime
If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life
people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.
the last comment just hurts so bad
That sucks. :(
i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]
This is how i loose touch with so many people
i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet
I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
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